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"奇葩避暑大法" 助您清凉度酷暑

2016-07-19 10:27:48| 分类： ——幽默搞怪 | 标签： |举报 |字号大中小订阅

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酷暑模式开启，这天气如果两天不洗澡，走路时蛋蛋都能粘大腿上。最近女朋友都不约我逛街了，我还以为她变心了.......她说：这天气, 能约出去的都是生死之交，咱俩的感情还没到份上！

去路边菜摊转了一圈，TMD都买不到生鸡蛋了！

酷暑模式开启，吃个饭就像洗桑拿；走个路就像麻辣烫。

电风扇变成了电吹风！衣服洗完了可以直接穿了！凉席都TMD成了电热毯了！

这就不是一只普通的猪！跟着阴凉走！决不能被太阳晒到！

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